ohdaesusie:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

(via icyalternative)

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via wishonme11)

nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

(Source: nuemoved, via pleasecallmestrange)

relahvant:

relahvant:

that feeling you get when you’re happy

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oh… yeah that one haha

(via succeeding)

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

(via encourage)

ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

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(via gnarly)

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(via succeeding)

the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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(Source: swarnpert, via lubricates)

I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
(via misslucy-rose)

(Source: flyingwithoutwings21, via aarontaman)


aarontaman:

I’m not hot yet wtf

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