fruitcrocs:

my first thought when I woke up this morning was “fig is gif backwards”

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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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vnished:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

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jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

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absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

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hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

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The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

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