sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via slothmonster-t)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via slothmonster-t)

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via slothmonster-t)

I put my walls back up.
6 word story by K.L (via heatheption)

(Source: aztecianlipstick, via slothmonster-t)


the-red-hairing:

being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.

(via ahno-notagain)

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via ahno-notagain)

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